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Yakuza 3: Worst in the Franchise?

7/24/2022

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cHAPTER 3 - FREE TIME, BULLIES & BAD GUYS

A political storm is brewing.  It's centre? Okinawa.  Two primary candidates for Prime Minister are on either side of building an American military base or a holiday resort on the island.  Or so the opening cut-scene tells us.

More immediately, Shiro - for ease of quick description a 'nerdy' kid - is being bullied by the teacher's son, who's threatened to get the orphanage shut down if Shiro 'tells'.  A phone-call finds that the teacher is a bigger turd than his son, and after politely declining two of the other kids' promise to put the bully in a headlock, Kiryu decides to meet with his local councillor, a man who, to quote Nas, 'stays on the golf course'.

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Yakuza 3: Worst in the Franchise?

7/22/2022

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CHAPTER 2 - kk on vacay

Now back in Okinawa, Kiryu's left the yakuza life behind to follow in his mentor Kazama's footsteps, setting up an orphanage.  Hinting at what becomes the clear message of the game by the end: Fatherhood.

The Dragon's cooking in the kitchen, while Haruka, already an adult for all intents and purposes, is the big sister to all the orphans, one of whom, Izumi, has run off onto the beach.

Returning, Izumi in tow, Kiryu finds that despite all being starving (figuratively), not a single soul has touched their meal, because they eat together.  Jeez, presh.

Activities-wise, you can now fish on the beach.  Which takes a little getting used to (the older games tend to be more difficult than the newer) but is an easy way to make bank.

Unfortunately, much like the Godfather, Kiryu always ends up 'pulled back in.'  There's an eviction notice and some strange guys always parked outside.  Which is when we first venture into town. 

Ryukyu is very 'seaside' - brightly coloured shops and attractions, sunshine, ice-cream and boba, even the warbling tone of arcades.  Throw in KK's Hawaiian shirt and khakis combo; it almost feels like you're on holiday.  A little like Fukuoka in Y5.


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Turns out the strange guys are local yakuza.  Determined to see the boss, we're told we'll have to go through the captain, Rikiya.  Cue the stripping and six-packs.

Boy these early boss fights suck.  After the inevitable victory, we're circuitously taken to see the boss.  Along the way discovering these guys aren't very 'yakuza': informal and friendly with the local shop owners.  And when we arrive at their less than majestic HQ, there's a little girl drawing quietly.

Turns out the Ryudo Clan, as they're called, own the land the orphanage is on, and, under pressure from the big boys, can't say no to selling it.  It seems we're set for another fight - what would be our third with no chance yet to level up - until Kiryu talks the boss out of it as the short chapter ends.

At this point, if you're invested in the kids and the orphanage, you're still interested in the story.  If not, you're probably screaming that this isn't the Yakuza you know and love.
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Yakuza Kiwami Review (PS4)

7/20/2022

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1995.  A young Yakuza named Kiryu is about to inherit his own Family.  There's a girl he loves; she loves him back.  Then there's his best friend - more like his brother - who's been by his side since childhood.  Peachy right?

But much like Yakuza 0, shortly after collecting a debt it all falls down.

After serving ten years in prison, the Dragon of Dojima emerges to find that Nishikiyama - his best friend and the only thing left from his 1995 idyll - has changed, violently.  And from there it all builds towards the inevitable.

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AEW Double or Nothing 2022 Preview and Predictions

5/30/2022

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Double or Nothing 2022 Preview
 
We’re finally here.  After three Covid-assaulted years, AEW are finally back where they began.  Complete with their usual strong line-up for the big shows.  So, here’s how we’re going to do this: run through the matches, previewing and predicting, in order of interest level.

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Match Review

5/18/2022

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SOUthampton vs liverpool, matchday 37, 17/5/22

There was something special about last night's game.  One of the more enjoyable in a while ('we just won the FA Cup!', I know, I know...).  It felt like we all needed to rally: fans... players... all needed to get behind the side more than ever with the first team still gasping for breath after a hectic fixture list.  It showed the spirit in the squad.

Nowhere more than in midfield.  Figuring during the day that Milly and the youngsters would get the nod, I became more and more convinced that Elliott and the veteran would relish the opportunity to rally on the first team's behalf, and let's face it, force their way into the side's late-season plans.  Big tick.


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Yakuza 3(PS4): Worst in the Franchise?

3/22/2022

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Type 'Ranking Yakuza Games' into a search engine and there are two certainties.  Up there on a pedestal will be Yakuza 0, smirking at those below.

The second is that even the updated Yakuza 3 will be propping up the rest of the franchise.  Some lists go as far as to rate it below the original Yakuza and Yakuza 2, despite being released on vastly inferior consoles.

Surely it can't be that bad?

Which is what we're here to investigate.


Chapter one


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Match Review

3/17/2022

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ARSENAL VS LIVERPOOL, 16/3/22


When Salah and Firmino appeared on the touchline after just fifty-two minutes, it was clear things weren’t going well.  Jurgen Klopp does not often make early subs.  Though it could be argued he does not often have these two to call on.  And it was the latter who really changed the game in a match that was crying out for exactly this sort of performance from this sort of player.

As good as anyone on the pitch on a per-minute basis, Firmino completely changed the game in one of his sharpest performances in memory.  In the first-half Liverpool had been crying out for someone to hold the ball and knit play together.  Few if any do that better than in-form Firmino.


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Match Review

3/2/2022

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LIVERPOOL VS. CHELSEA, LEAGUE CUP FINAL 27/2/22


So, these are more general thoughts than a 'review.'


Luis Diaz is a problem

If you're quick, he's too strong; if you're strong, he's too quick.  And if you're Trevor Chalobah (0.45):

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Profiling the Opposition

2/8/2022

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Inter Milan

So, what are Liverpool's chances against the Italian champions? 
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Wrestling Review

1/25/2022

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AEW DYNAMITE 19/1/22

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Lots of fun interviews/segments/angles on this show; not much by way of wrestling.


THE GOOD

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  • MJF/Wardlow - Stellar work from both.  Wardlow with his facial expressions, MJF with his choice of words: Wardlow's lack of 'seasoning' for example.  It was enough to further enrage the big guy, but not quite enough to make him snap.  The best-built feud in the company right now - and it's not close.
  • Which may be a problem for CM Punk when his match with MJF arrives (he strongly hinted it'd be in Chicago).  Tonight though, Punk was perfect, dispatching Shawn Spears with ease - thank god - and then punking Max, who even forfeited his definitive scarf in his haste to get away.
  • Hangman Page's crowd response confirmed he's still pretty popular.  Which is very good for him, not so much for Lance Archer.
  • Jon Moxley's return and promo.  It's very, very easy to get taken out of the moment during a wrestling show.  But never by Mox.  He believes every word he says; so do you.
  • Malakai vs Pac - This should be a belter, literally and figuratively.
  • Trent & Brandon - Trent being kind to Brandon.  Not only a nice change of pace from the over-used bullying (so unlike the Bucks to lack subtlety), but these short, sharp hits of character development help build fan interest.


THE BAD

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  • Lance Archer must look with envy at Malakai Black.  Both were introduced as really cool characters much different to anything else on the roster.  But one's been kept continuously involved and didn't have to lose his first big match in the company to Cody Rhodes (quite the contrary).  If Malakai's a runaway train, Archer's on stilts in a Transport Museum.  His last televised win was 28th July.  Which is a problem given that he's expected to provide credibility for Hangman when the latter defeats him.
  • Britt vs Statlander - see Moxley above.  There was a point here where the two performed a legit 'do-si-do' that wouldn't have been out of place in a country music video.  Unfortunately it was in a wrestling ring.  Outside of Serena, Rosa and one or two others, AEW's women make it extremely tough to get lost in the action.
  • Miro:  Where the hell (no pun intended) is God's Favourite Champion?
  • Competitive matches: It's now been weeks of shows with few, if any, matches where the outcome was in doubt.
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